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The Hoddle of Coffee: Tottenham Hotspur news and links for Friday, September 28

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A ramble, in a very literal sense.

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Hey, everyone!

Let’s do an experimental ramble. (You don’t have to read it.)

Ramble of the Day

It is 9:23p ET, and I do not know what to ramble about. I have started rambles later than that; this week, I started one at 11p. Next to me are tiny cookies and my phone — actually, just the phone. I ate the cookies.

I’m rambling like this because I figured, if I ramble long enough, I might find something interesting. But if I find something interesting, I might have to rewrite this. I don’t really want to rewrite this, because I hardly ever want to rewrite anything on a deadline. Does anyone want to rewrite on a deadline? Of course not. I’ll probably end up rewriting this anyway if I do think of something, even if I don’t want to. I always do. How could I leave you all without a good ramble if I’ve thought of it?

I think I’d like some milk. That isn’t weird; I always want some milk. Maybe that’s weird, but I will defend my love of milk until the end of time. Maybe that’s a food hot take. I think I wanted to ramble about food hot takes once, but I couldn’t think of one at the time. Looks like I thought of one!

I have a glass of milk next to me now, so I suppose I will write about it. To me, milk is best cold. I can’t remember the last time I drank a cup of milk that was warm, unless we’re counting caffeinated beverages. (Even then, it’s been a while since I have recently moved on to drinking my coffee black.) I usually drink it on its own, as a sort of nightcap, and want it more after my mouth has a bit of an ambiguous taste at least an hour after dinner. It can’t really accompany a lot of things, but that’s fine because it’s the perfect nightcap.

I have finished my glass of milk, and my mouth no longer has that ambiguous taste. Additionally, it obviously went well with those cookies. Do I have anything more to add about milk? It’s good for your bones! Okay, I think that’s it about milk and life and rambling for the week.

Should I say have a nice weekend? Would that be polite? Probably. Have a good weekend, all!

tl;dr: An actual free write ramble.

Links of the Day

Germany will host the 2024 European Championship, beating Turkey to the hosting rights.

VAR will be introduced in next season’s UEFA Champions League.

The FA board has approved the sale of Wembley Stadium to Fulham owner Shahid Khan.

Ryan Mason shared the story of his career and the injury that ended it with FourFourTwo.

Today’s longer read: Suzanne Wrack interviews Swedish international Nilla Fischer on advocating for LGBTQ+ rights and adjusting her playing style as she gets older for The Guardian