Spurs drawn away to West Ham in the Carabao Cup fourth round

I’m sure you’re all DYING to know who Tottenham Hotspur drew in the fourth round of the Carabao Cup, aren’t you? Admit it, it’s okay.

Well, GUESS WHAT?

AAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA OF COURSE IT IS.

Nothing quite like another London away derby in the Mickey Mouse cup, huh? West Ham was, of course, the club that knocked Spurs out of last year’s League Cup as well, winning 3-2 at Wembley after Spurs led 2-0 at halftime.

Remember that match? Of course you do. Andre Ayew scored two goals in five minutes and Angelo Ogbonna scored in the 70th minute to complete the comeback. Spurs had punted that match, starting Michel Vorm, Fernando Llorente, and Moussa Sissoko.

And punting is probably what Spurs will have to do again. The fourth round will take place the week of October 29, in the middle of a stretch that includes a home match against Manchester City on October 29 and an away trip to Wolves on November 4.

At least we don’t have to play another “home” match at Milton Keynes, though, I guess. Magic of the Cup, innit?

West Ham-Spurs is one of the plums of the fourth round draw. The full draw is listed below.

• Leicester City vs. Everton/Southampton
• Arsenal vs. Blackpool
• Bournemouth vs. Norwich City
• Burton Albion vs. Nottingham Forest
• Chelsea vs. Derby County
• Middlesbrough vs. Crystal Palace
• West Ham vs. Tottenham