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The Hoddle of Coffee: Tottenham Hotspur news and links for Monday, November 25

Pointy trophies

West Ham United v Tottenham Hotspur - Premier League Photo by Stephanie Meek - CameraSport via Getty Images

Hello, all!

I finally saw Parasite over the weekend, and I encourage you to see it at your earliest convenience, if you haven’t already.

Ramble of the Day

I’m casually watching the American Music Awards as I work on yet another Hoddle. I’ve never actually watched the show before, which meant I’d never seen the award before, either. It’s not a bad looking prize, as you can see below in the hands of Taylor Swift.

2019 American Music Awards - Fixed Show Photo by Kevin Winter/Getty Images for dcp

It’s also particularly pointy. Maybe so pointy that a winner would have to be careful as to not accidentally poke someone and/or do some damage to one’s clothes or skin. I also feel this way about the Emmy Award, here held by Jodie Comer.

U.S.-LOS ANGELES-EMMY AWARDS Xinhua/Li Ying via Getty Images

I always felt the Emmy could make for a murder weapon on a cruddy episode of NCIS: Los Angeles or some other random crime show that takes place in a place where there an Emmy winner might live. (Considering they hand out multiple types of Emmys, for those who work in daytime television to those who work in sports broadcasting, an Emmy could end up in a lot of places.)

The point of this ramble, though, is to say that any cruddy crime show could also make an episode where an American Music Award could serve as a murder weapon. In all seriousness, though, I wonder if they’re actually pointy in a more everyday sense; I obviously haven’t been around either an Emmy or an American Music Award, so I wouldn’t know.

tl;dr: The American Music Award and Emmy Award look pretty pointy (and might make for good murder weapons in a bad crime show).

Links of the Day

Eni Aluko will leave Juventus six months earlier than anticipated, and will return to the U.K.

Flamengo won the Copa Libertadores and the Brazilian title one day after the other.

Today’s longer read: Spanish goalkeeper Ainhoa Tirapu on why she and her Primera División colleagues went on strike to get female footballers better pay for The Guardian