Who’s got two thumbs, overslept, and forgot about Daylight Saving Time starting in USA this morning? THIS GUY. Why do we change our clocks? It’s the worst.
Anyway, there are several Premier League games happening today, starting with Liverpool-Burnley, which is happening as I type this. If you can pull yourself out of your anger and alcohol fueled Tottenham ennui, you can talk about those mates, or anything else, here.
Example A of “anything else” — the Second City Derby between Birmingham and Aston Villa, which has already seen a Birmingham fan in a flat cap rush onto the field and punch Jack Grealish.