Saturday football open thread

Hey, look who it is! Thanks for coming back, you look good. How’s your mum?

We’ve got a full slate of Saturday match week 4 football for you, so pull up a chair and turn the telly on. There’s beer in the fridge, don’t worry that it’s 7:30 a.m., I won’t tell your spouse. Just don’t wake the kids, and if the cat jumps on your lap she won’t bite. Much.

Saturday Premier League Schedule

Southampton vs. Manchester United
7:30 a.m. ET, 12:30 p.m. BST
TV: NBCSN (USA), BT Sport 1 (UK)

Crystal Palace vs. Aston Villa
10 a.m. ET, 3 p.m. BST
TV: NBC Sports Gold (USA), not televised (UK)

Chelsea vs. Sheffield United
10 a.m. ET, 3 p.m. BST
TV: NBCSN (USA), not televised (UK)

Newcastle vs. Watford
10 a.m. ET, 3 p.m. BST
TV: NBC Sports Gold (USA), not televised (UK)

Manchester City vs. Brighton
10 a.m. ET, 3 p.m. BST
TV: NBC Sports Gold (USA), not televised (UK)

West Ham vs. Norwich
10 a.m. ET, 3 p.m. BST
TV: NBC Sports Gold (USA), not televised (UK)

Leicester vs. Bournemouth
10 a.m. ET, 3 p.m. BST
TV: NBC Sports Gold (USA), not televised (UK)

Burnley vs. Liverpool
12:30 p.m. ET, 5:30 p.m. BST
TV: NBC (USA), Sky Sports (UK)