The Hoddle of Coffee: Tottenham Hotspur news and links for Wednesday, February 12

Hi, Hoddlers!

It may come as no surprise, but salad dressing beat out salad cream by a margin of 95% to 5%. I’ll aim for something a bit more competitive, but before I get there, I just wanted to share that Dustin wrote about Eric Dier’s very interesting vacation.

Ramble of the Day

It’s time for a sweet treat, and you walk into a bakery because you’re not sure exactly what you want. Maybe a slice of cake, cupcake, or a cake pop, or a cookie. Maybe they have brownies, too, or eclairs. Regardless, it’s a lot of stuff that can be classified in a single category.

Photo by Tasia Wells/Getty Images for ECOLUXE

tl;dr: Dessert or pudding?

Links of the Day

Celtic cut off access for Sky after reporters mistranslated Alfredo Morelos, claiming that the player said the club’s fans racially abused him.

Barcelona’s Ousmane Dembélé will miss six months after getting hamstring surgery.

Jurgen Klinsmann left Hertha Berlin after three months in the job.

Emmanuel Adebayor signed for Paraguayan side Olimpia.

David Squires covers the Premier League’s winter break in his latest cartoon.

Today’s longer read: David Conn on Oldham Athletic, the latest lower league English club to run into financial difficulty for The Guardian