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Carty Free Article Bracket — Redknapp Regional Round 2

We will be down to 16 after today.

Premier League Referee Anthony Taylor Training During The Lockdown Due To Coronavirus Pandemic
Football is still cancelled, so here’s a photo of Anthony Taylor walking his dog.
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Today we finish up Round 2 of the Carty Free Article Bracket, and we end with our heads virtually through a car window. The Redknapp Regional has some tasty matchups — hope you enjoy!

Redknapp Regional

SECOND ROUND

#1 — Recurrently Generated Football League: Clood (Ben Daniels)
vs.
#9 — CFC Poetry Slam 9 — An Ode to Harry (Dustin)

Poetry only advanced by three measly votes. Its reward: Clood. Poetry, as they say, is dead.

Poll

Decide.

This poll is closed

  • 86%
    #1 — Recurrently Generated Football League: Clood
    (70 votes)
  • 13%
    #9 — CFC Poetry Slam 9 — An Ode to Harry
    (11 votes)
81 votes total Vote Now

#13 — Discovering Home (55th Vin)
vs.
#5 — We Are In Fourth Place! An Arsenal Parody (Dustin)

Vin’s poignant visit to WHL gets the upset over the masthead’s hate of Serge Aurier, while cartoon parodies continue to advance in this tournament.

Poll

Decide.

This poll is closed

  • 41%
    #13 — Discovering Home
    (34 votes)
  • 58%
    #5 — We Are In Fourth Place!
    (48 votes)
82 votes total Vote Now

#6 — On Rumi, Letting Go, and Tottenham (Dustin)
vs.
#3 — Tottenham’s new kit reveals the rot at the heart of the club (Skipjack)

Another classic second round pairing that puts a serious piece against a comic parody. No idea where this one will go, which is a lie because I think I know exactly where it’ll go.

Poll

Decide.

This poll is closed

  • 47%
    #6 — On Rumi, Letting Go, and Tottenham
    (36 votes)
  • 52%
    #3 — Tottenham’s new kit reveals the rot at the heart of the club
    (40 votes)
76 votes total Vote Now

#10 — The Spartacus Question (The Sleeper’s Sleep)
vs.
#2 — Tottenham 1-0 Cardiff: Computer Generated Player Ratings (Dustin)

I honestly have no idea what I’m going to vote for here and I wrote one of the damn articles. Sharp ends, friendly eliminators.

Poll

Decide.

This poll is closed

  • 35%
    #10 — The Spartacus Question
    (28 votes)
  • 65%
    #2 — Computer Generated Player Ratings
    (52 votes)
80 votes total Vote Now