The latest coronavirus-related meme to hit Twitter the past few days has been the Quarantine House — you are shown a list of groups of people divided into “houses,” and you’re supposed to choose one in which you are to remain in quarantine with until the end of the COVID-19 pandemic.
The premise is that each house has a mixture, Big Brother-style, of ostensibly good , but also garbage and drama-making people that will probably result in you tearing out your hair (assuming you have some, sorry to be a folliculist) before the end of the quarantine period.
Yeah, you know where we’re going with this.
Here’s a list of several Quarantine Houses made up of Tottenham Hotspur players, staff, supporters, and people in the surrounding circle. Plus a few we just tossed in there, just for fun. Pick one. Death is not an option. Then head to the comments and discuss why you chose what you did.