The Tottenham Hotspur Quarantine House

The latest coronavirus-related meme to hit Twitter the past few days has been the Quarantine House — you are shown a list of groups of people divided into “houses,” and you’re supposed to choose one in which you are to remain in quarantine with until the end of the COVID-19 pandemic.

The premise is that each house has a mixture, Big Brother-style, of ostensibly good , but also garbage and drama-making people that will probably result in you tearing out your hair (assuming you have some, sorry to be a folliculist) before the end of the quarantine period.

Yeah, you know where we’re going with this.

Here’s a list of several Quarantine Houses made up of Tottenham Hotspur players, staff, supporters, and people in the surrounding circle. Plus a few we just tossed in there, just for fun. Pick one. Death is not an option. Then head to the comments and discuss why you chose what you did.

You’re welcome.