Saturday football open thread

Hi, everybody! (Hi, Doctor Nick!) We’ve got a full slate of Premier League matches for you to choose to watch. None of the are the North London Derby. That’s probably okay — is anyone actually looking forward to the North London Derby? I’m not!

Anyway, this is your open thread. Watch and comment. Or don’t, whatever.

Saturday Premier League Schedule

Norwich City vs. West Ham
7:30 a.m. ET, 12:30 p.m. BST
TV: NBCSN, BT Sport 1
Stream: NBC Sports Live

Watford vs. Newcastle
7:30 a.m. ET, 12:30 p.m. BST
TV: not televised
Stream: NBC Sports Gold / Peacock (USA), Amazon Prime (UK)

LIverpool vs. Burnley
10 a.m. ET, 3 p.m. BST
TV: NBCSN, BT Sport 1
Stream: NBC Sports Live

Sheffield United vs. Chelsea
12:30 p.m. ET, 5:30 p.m. BST
TV: NBC, Sky Sports
Stream: NBC Sports Live

Brighton vs. Manchester City
3 p.m. ET, 8 p.m. BST
TV: NBCSN, Sky Sports
Stream: NBC Sports Live