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Ramble of the Day
I have established, more than once at this point, that I like a unique player reveals. There are obviously a ton of ways to go about it, but I don’t think I could’ve anticipated how Bologna announced the signing of Scottish defender Aaron Hickey.
OFFICIAL— Bologna FC 1909 (@BolognaFC1909en) September 24, 2020
They thought he was a myth, they hunted high and low, they believed he would appear. Now, he's here and he's real
Our Flower of Scotland #WeAreOne pic.twitter.com/4v7OipkWQ2
It starts off mostly normally, leaning hard into a couple of things Scotland is well-known for: bagpipes and some beautiful scenery. I’m not sure why it’s in black and white, but I don’t mind that much because I like looking at gorgeous landscapes. It’s normal enough, even as they start showing a body of water, but they had to sneak in one more thing Scotland is well-known for: the Loch Ness Monster.
The video switches rapidly from an attempt to be classy to one that’s a bit corny by pretending a toy dinosaur is the Loch Ness Monster, and I can’t decide if it’s funny or just surprising. The one line Hickey has works well with the newly-established theme: “Believe me. I’m real.” It’s still a pretty strange video, though.
tl;dr: Bologna announced the signing of Scottish defender Aaron Hickey with a video where a toy dinosaur plays the Loch Ness Monster.
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Links of the Day
Liverpool’s Thiago Alcântara tested positive for COVID-19.
Australia hired Tony Gustavsson to coach the women’s national team.
The Premier League will pay for COVID-19 tests for EFL teams in cup competitions.
Premier League referees will be more lenient about the handball rule after multiple controversial penalty calls to start the season.
David Squires covers the weekend in Premier League action in his latest cartoon.
Transfer updates: Manchester City signed Rúben Dias from Benfica, with Nicolás Otamendi going the other way; West Brom signed Filip Krovinović from Benfica
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