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The Hoddle of Coffee: Tottenham Hotspur News and Links for Thursday, October 14

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Hello, all!

At the top today is defender Molly Bartrip.

Ramble of the Day

I did not expect to ask myself yesterday what the difference between American and British sprinkles were, but an ordeal at a bakery in Leeds meant begged the question.

This set of screenshots is genuinely amusing, despite the fact that I feel very bad for Get Baked. There are just a lot of small, innocently funny moments in this journey, though. Some of the things I laughed or chuckled at as I read:

  • Having the context of what Get Baked sells makes all the difference when the writer(s) mention Bruce. It’s easy to assume Bruce is a dessert, but seeing it without the context is hilarious.
  • I completely understand the concept of having illegal sprinkles, but it is funny to classify sprinkles as unlawful.
  • This is less so a commentary on the funny aspects of this series of posts, but I am genuine when I say I am interested in the discourse of British v. American sprinkles. I never thought about possible differences in sprinkles, and now I’m curious. (I did a quick Google search and have found little on the topic so far.)
  • Again, maybe less funny, but it feels wild to me to report someone for illegal sprinkles. It seems a little bit mean-spirited.

It made me curious about the Get Baked products that featured sprinkles once upon a time, and I found a picture of the Birthday Bruce. It looks delightful, honestly.

I left myself a note during yesterday’s Hoddle to consider not rambling about Popeyes so I wouldn’t get hungry. I may need to extend this warning to cakes, because I wish I could have a bite of that cake.

tl;dr: There’s a bakery in Leeds that was using illegal sprinkles.

Stay informed, read this: ESPN spoke to 17 athletes, including San Diego Loyal’s Collin Martin, on coming out

Links of the Day

Bayern’s Lucas Hernandez was sentenced to six months of prison time in Spain for violating a restraining order in relation to an incident of domestic violence.

Sweden U21 forward Anthony Elanga said he was racially abused by an opponent in the team’s 1-1 draw against Italy.

This year’s NWSL Championship was moved to Louisville from Portland following a request from the players.

Amnesty International requested a meeting with the Premier League following Newcastle’s takeover by the sovereign wealth fund of Saudi Arabia.

A longer read: Tariq Panja on the burst of China’s football bubble for The New York Times