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Quotes of the Year, Part 3: the off balance quotes

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Hi, all!

Now, for a selection of quotes that are a little bit funny.

Ramble of the Day

As I mentioned in the introduction to the Hoddle’s (my) football quotes of the year, I gravitate towards the moments that reveal the sport’s silliness. Many know how to keep it silly but normal; some, though, go off the rails with their embrace of silly. There is no easy way to categorize this collection of quotes, but what I will say is this: the quotes are off-balance, and in no way normal opinions. There are almost no redeeming qualities here, and each of these quotes boasts that for different reasons. I spotlight them because sometimes, it is worth knowing where unreliable opinions are.

—Sheriff Tiraspol midfielder Sébastien Thill on getting a neck tattoo, as published on November 10

Allow me to begin with an innocently weird quote from Thill, and maybe walk back my comments a little bit. I think it is okay to think one looks normal without a neck tattoo, but there is an unexpected quality to this quote that really brings out a certain weirdness. Asking someone about getting more tattoos and talking about necks isn’t unexpected, especially since football-loving people love talking about the neck tattoos they see. It’s bringing up wedding photos that is different, but I get where Thill is coming from.

—Inter Miami managing owner Jorge Mas, as published on June 9

This may be the opposite of innocently weird. I will not question Mas’ optimism or his ambition — after all, I personally have no idea if Inter Miami got close to signing Messi, and I understand why the club would want to. Like I wrote in a Hoddle back in August, though, what I question is Miami being important to Messi’s legacy at all. This is more than being overly optimistic; it’s an example of delusion by over-assigning your club more importance than it has. I don’t mean this to actively bash Inter Miami — I think the club has a rightful place in the footballing universe. I just think this is not an accurate depiction of it.

—Inter Miami head coach Phil Neville on refereeing decisions that have gone against his team throughout the season, October 9

If you are looking for a long rant that is the definition of exaggerations, Neville has you covered. I could not include the entire quote because Neville went “full barrel” for more than two minutes to open his press conference after lost 1-0 to the New York Red Bulls, outlining several recent refereeing decisions that went against the team. Complaining about referees is a generally insignificant activity, and it is entirely possible he has a point. He is just using extremely exaggerated language that I found it funny, but I also want to crown this as the worst rant of the year. I am not convinced MLS referees have it out for Inter Miami.

tl;dr: In today’s roundup of the year’s best football quotes, here’s a weird one, a delusional one, and my pick for worst rant of the year.

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Links of the Day

Several at Manchester United, Aston Villa, and Queens Park Rangers tested positive for COVID-19.

Albert Benaiges, the former head of Barcelona’s academy, was accused of sexually abusing children when he was a schoolteacher in the 1980s and 1990s.

Arsenal’s Pierre-Emerick Aubameyang was dropped for the team’s win over Southampton after a disciplinary breach.

Ex-Cameroon international Samuel Eto’o was elected president of the country’s football federation.

A longer read: Tom Hamilton profiles US prospect Richy Ledezma on the crushing blow of an ACL rupture and his journey to pick off from where he left off for ESPN