Y’all. It’s getting difficult to continue to know what to say in the first part of these articles. Tottenham Hotspur fell to Chelsea at home today, losing 1-0 to a Jorginho penalty brought about by a ludicrous (but strangely hilarious) Eric Dier penalty on Timo Werner. The good news is that Spurs didn’t let Chelsea score again! The bad news is that they couldn’t score either. It’s the third straight loss for Spurs, the first time that’s happened since 2012, and from the little I saw of the game the players look absolutely bereft.
So now it’s time to rate them. If you dare.
Rate the players from 1⁄2 to 5 stars. If the player doesn’t deserve a rating due to minutes played, DO NOT RANK. I will round the stars up/down to the nearest half-star for the player ratings later this week.
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