Ryan Mason has coached exactly two Premier League matches as manager of Tottenham Hotspur, and he has won both of them. (We’re just going to casually not mention the League Cup final.) Sure, today’s 4-0 win came at the expense of a Sheffield United team that is historically bad and already relegated even before this match, but still! Four goals! A clean sheet! A GARETH BALE HAT TRICK! Football that was progressive, and exciting, and nice to watch!
My goodness, it’s nice to be reminded that football can be fun sometimes. Let’s rate the players.
Rate the players from 1⁄2 to 5 stars. If the player doesn’t deserve a rating due to minutes played, DO NOT RANK. I will round the stars up/down to the nearest half-star for the player ratings later this week.
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