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The Hoddle of Coffee: Tottenham news and links for Monday, May 23

We can all wear gold shoes

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Norwich City v Tottenham Hotspur - Premier League Photo by Tottenham Hotspur FC/Tottenham Hotspur FC via Getty Images

Good morning and happy monday, hoddlers

What a way to end the season, eh? Tottenham crushed Norwich 5-0, we saw beautiful goals from Dejan Kulusevski and Heung-min Son, Harry Kane got another and Spurs finished fourth.

And hey - Sonny won the Golden Boot! Take a look a this:

Sonny’s new footwear has your hoddler-in-chief thinking. Why doesn’t everyone own a pair of gold kicks?

Adding gold to any garment is a power move, but on shoes? Doubly so. It’s like walking on gold wherever you go. Just take a look at Golden State Warriors star Steph Curry:

But I think this gold-shoe trend can go beyond the pitch or the hardwood. Take a look at these spiky ones.

Because those are a great option for men for whom gold simply won’t make them stand out enough. The spikes add that extra cool and danger factor that smooth gold shoes just don’t have. I would caution those wearing this shoe though to perhaps not play footsie on any dates.

If you’re looking for something a little more casual, how about these gold Nike trainers?

I personally would recommend wearing these with gold socks and gold trousers, because you can’t have too much gold in your ensemble at any given point in time.

And they are a little more understated than the spiky gold shoes, too. Though these ones have laces (gold laces). I’m not sure how effort I would want to put into slipping on my golden shoes.

What about gold shoes with Velcro straps? Are those a thing?

Fitzie’s track of the day: The Rubberband Man, by The Spinners

And now for your links:

The Athletic ($): How Antonio Conte brought Tottenham back into Champions League

Dan KP: Tottenham fourth-place finish is vindication for Daniel Levy

Alasdair Gold on Tottenham’s transfer plans to back Antonio Conte

Lyon beat Barcelona in Women’s Champions League Final

Aston Villa keeper Robin Olsen reportedly ‘assaulted’ during pitch invasion

BBC: What next for relegated Burnley?

AC Milan win Serie A title for first time in 11 years