Sunday football open thread

Happy Sunday, everyone! I hope you enjoyed yesterday’s April Fools pranks. We don’t usually do those here because most of the time they’re pretty lame, but this year I decided to have some fun.

Two more Premier League matches to play today before Monday’s Stellini Special at Everton. The usual open thread rules apply.

West Ham vs. Southampton
9:00 a.m. ET / 2:00 p.m. BST
TV: USA Network (USA), Sky Sports (UK)
Stream: NBCSports.com

Newcastle United vs. Manchester United
11:30 a.m. ET / 4:30 p.m. BST
TV: USA Network (USA), Sky Sports (UK)
Stream: NBCSports.com