The Hoddle of Coffee: Tottenham News and Links for Monday, September 25

good morning! hope you all enjoyed your weekends. point(s) at the emirates is always a good day

You know who didn’t get a point this weekend? Chelsea. Poch, out of desperation, wore a double-breasted suit. It didn’t look good on him, and his squad didn’t look good either.

Know it’s early days still, but let’s take a quick peek at who’s above Chelsea in the table:

• Man City
• Liverpool
• Brighton and Hove Albion
• Spurs
• [Redacted]
• Aston Villa
• WHU
• Newcastle
• Man United
• Palace
• Fulham
• Forest
• Brentford

That’s quite a list! And Chelsea are only one point above Everton. Secret agent Poch well on his way to getting Chelsea relegated.

Fitzie’s track of the day; Farewell Farewell, By Charles Mingus

And now for your links:

The Athletic ($$): James Madison says Spurs are no longer ‘Spursy’

Dan KP: Tottenham show character in enemy territory

Ajax-Feyenoord abandoned after fans throw flares