Dispatches from #batcountry
This would be sad if it weren’t so pathetic by a certain German outlet.
Filed under "not this again."
This is almost certainly agent-driven news.
A deadline day move away from Real Madrid feels unlikely given the circumstances.
Oh yeah, THAT’S the stuff.
Silly Season has returned!
Real Madrid want Eriksen. In other news, water is wet.
Who knows if this actually happened, but going after Mitro in the summer would be neat.
Sure, you can ask. You just have to ask Levy.
These are really stupid sources and I kind of hope one of them is accurate!
Silly Season is here, everyone! Let’s head to the salt mine.
It’s crazy and won’t happen. (But — SHHHH — it’s also a not entirely terrible idea!)
Jose Mourinho is a dreamer.