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Tottenham 0-3 Chelsea: Player ratings to the theme of Lucky Charms marshmallows

Tottenham 0-3 Chelsea: Community Player Ratings

Yikes.

Crystal Palace 3-0 Tottenham: player ratings to the theme of things burning in the Getty photo editor

Burning down the house.

Crystal Palace 3-0 Tottenham: Community Player Ratings

Hoo boy.

Tottenham 1-0 Watford: Player Ratings to the Theme of Crusader Kings 3 patch notes

Behold.

Tottenham 1-0 Watford: Community Player Ratings

Tottenham get their third 1-0 win of the season, against Moussa Sissoko’s Watford™!

Wolves 0-1 Tottenham: player ratings to the theme of angry Arsenal fans in this photo

Why yes, we are EXACTLY this juvenile.

Wolves 0-1 Tottenham: Community Player Ratings

Spurs hang on in a tough match at Molineux.

Tottenham 1-0 Man City: player ratings to the theme of photos of Harry Kane falling over

Y’all knew this was coming.

Tottenham 1-0 Manchester City: Community Player Ratings

LET’S GOOOOOOO

Tottenham 1-2 Aston Villa: Community Player Ratings

That one hurt.

Tottenham 2-0 Wolves: Player ratings to the theme of destinations for Harry Kane

I feel bad for Tottenham. But this is tremendous content.

Tottenham 2-0 Wolves: Community Player Ratings

Winner winner chicken-on-a-soccer-ball dinner

Leeds 3-1 Tottenham: Community Player Ratings

A deserved loss at Elland Road.

Tottenham 4-0 Sheffield United: player ratings to the theme of potential Spurs player-managers

Thinking outside the box!

Tottenham 4-0 Sheffield United: Community Player Ratings

BIFF! BAM! POW!

Tottenham 2-1 Southampton: player ratings to the theme of Masons

Thanks, Ossiemandias!

Tottenham 2-1 Southampton: Community Player Ratings

Ryan Mason: 100% Tottenham Hotspur win record.

Everton 2-2 Tottenham: Community Player Ratings

90 minutes of misery punctuated by two very good Harry Kane goals.

Tottenham 1-3 Manchester United: player ratings to the theme of Sesame Street sketches that wouldn’t air today

We’re taking a trip in the way-back machine.

Tottenham 1-3 United: Community Player Ratings

I’m not mad this is actually funny to me

Newcastle 2-2 Tottenham: Player ratings to the theme of Girl Scout Cookies

Spurs suck again, so we’re discussing cookies.

Newcastle 2-2 Tottenham: Community Player Ratings

Jesus is risen, but Spurs are still dead.

Aston Villa 0-2 Tottenham: player ratings to the theme of chicken nugget dips

Get in losers, we’re dippin’ nuggets.

Aston Villa 0-2 Tottenham: Community Player Ratings

Winner winner chicken dinner!

Arsenal 2-1 Tottenham: NLD player ratings to the theme of things that suck

Don’t make me write this.

Arsenal 2-1 Tottenham: NLD Community Player Ratings

That was just misery.

Tottenham 4-1 Crystal Palace: player ratings to the theme of crystal palaces

Why haven’t we done this before?

Tottenham 4-1 Crystal Palace: Community Player Ratings

Bale! Kane! WOOOOOOOO!

Fulham 0-1 Tottenham: Player ratings to the theme of core M&M colors

A throwaway theme for a throwaway match.

Fulham 0-1 Tottenham: Community Player Ratings

Three points, but yeeesh that was ugly.

Tottenham 4-0 Burnley: player ratings to the theme of art that resembles this photo of Gareth Bale

Art imitates life imitates art.