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Community Player Ratings

Tottenham 4-3 Leeds: Player ratings to the theme of Spurs stadium scran

Let’s rate food at a stadium that nobody will be going to until December!

Tottenham 4-3 Leeds: Community Player Ratings

I NEED A BREAK FROM TOTTENHAM HOTSPUR

Tottenham 1-2 Liverpool: player ratings to the theme of revamped XFL team logos

We have XFL takes.

Tottenham vs. Liverpool: Community Player Ratings

A loss. But a pretty good overall performance?

Bournemouth 2-3 Tottenham: Player ratings to the theme of Halloween candy according to my kids

Let’s revisit a classic theme.

Bournemouth 2-3 Tottenham: Community Player Ratings

WINNER WINNER MOST DANGEROUS LEAD IN FOOTBALL DINNER

Tottenham 1-2 Newcastle: player ratings to the theme of vacations

Hands up if you need a vacation from Tottenham Hotspur.

Tottenham 1-2 Newcastle: Community Player Ratings

A second straight frustrating loss.

Man United 2-0 Tottenham: player ratings to the theme of islands

Yeah you can already see where I’m going with this

Manchester United 2-0 Tottenham: Community Player Ratings

Ffffffffffffffffffffffff

Tottenham 2-0 Everton: player ratings sans theme

Look man, I’m on vacation.

Tottenham 2-0 Everton: Community Player Ratings

Another three points in the bag!

Brighton 0-1 Tottenham: Player ratings to the theme of Spurs players you’d like to have a beer with

A solid, if not spectacular, away win.

Brighton vs. Tottenham: Community Player Ratings

A win!

Arsenal 3-1 Tottenham: Player ratings to the theme of Spurs players as vegetables

A silly theme for a stupid match.

Arsenal 3-1 Tottenham: Community Player Ratings

Anthony Taylor: zero stars

Tottenham 6-2 Leicester: Player ratings to the theme of Antonio Conte disguises

Going incognito to see the Queen

Tottenham vs. Leicester: Community Player Ratings

WELCOME BACK SONNY

Tottenham 2-1 Fulham: player ratings to the theme of James Webb Space Telescope images

Space is awesome and good. So were Tottenham Hotspur.

Tottenham vs. Fulham: Community Player Ratings

A nervy finish, but three points in the bag!

West Ham 1-1 Tottenham: Player ratings to the theme of Spurs summer deadline day signings

Let’s remember some guys!

West Ham 1-1 Tottenham: Community Player Ratings

Rate the players after their draw at the London Stadium.

Nottingham Forest 0-2 Tottenham: Player ratings to the theme of Star Trek series (revised)

Let’s boldly go!

Nottingham Forest 0-2 Tottenham: Community Player Ratings

Three points on the road at a pretty dangerous place to play.

Tottenham 1-0 Wolves: Player ratings to the theme of jam flavors

Get your peanut butter sandwiches ready.

Tottenham Hotspur 1-0 Wolves: Community Player Ratings

Spurs got a good win while not playing their best.

Chelsea 2-2 Tottenham: Player ratings to the theme of team names in Carty Free’s fantasy league

Puns. We love puns.

Chelsea 2-2 Tottenham Hotspur: Community Player Ratings

Battle of the Bridge 2?

Tottenham 4-1 Southampton: Player ratings to the theme of better board games for Dier and Doherty

They can do so much better than trading sheep for wheat!

Tottenham Hotspur 4-1 Southampton: Community Player Ratings

Rate the players in the first match of the 2022-23 season!

Norwich 0-5 Tottenham: Player ratings to the theme of Top Gun pilots

ANTONIO! TAKE ME TO BED OR LOSE ME FOREVER!

Norwich vs. Tottenham Hotspur: Community Player Ratings

THE CHAAAAAAAAMPIOOOOOOOOOOOOONS