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Community Player Ratings

Tottenham 2-1 Liverpool: Player ratings to the theme of apple varietals

It’s apple-picking season!

Tottenham 2-1 Liverpool: Community Player Ratings

THE VIBES!

Tottenham vs. Arsenal: Player ratings to the theme of Spurs players as sword types

After a battle of a derby, let’s talk SWORDS.

Arsenal vs. Tottenham: NLD Community Player Ratings

An away point in the NLD? You’d take that, right.

Tottenham vs. Sheffield United: Player ratings to the theme of Australian things that can kill you

You think that koala is cute and cuddly, but it’s hiding a knife.

Tottenham 2-1 Sheffield United: Community Player Ratings

Wow. A lot to unpack here!

Burnley 2-5 Tottenham: Player ratings to the theme of Spurs transfer near-misses

A rating to what might have been.

Burnley 2-5 Tottenham: Community Player Ratings

God, was that fun!

Bournemouth 0-2 Tottenham: player ratings to the theme of Ange Postecoglou’s podcast playlist

Ange Postecoglou, Podcast Enjoyer™.

Bournemouth 0-2 Tottenham: Community Player Ratings

Tottenham take their rightful place at the top of the league (at least for now).

Tottenham 2-0 Manchester United: player ratings to the theme of insane footballer hair

Hair today, gone tomorrow

Tottenham 2-0 Manchester United: Community Player Ratings

Huge matches from Pape Sarr, Vicario, and Bissouma as Spurs beat United at home.

Brentford 2-2 Tottenham: Player ratings to the theme of Harry Kane goals

Time to say goodbye.

Brentford 2-2 Tottenham: Community Player Ratings

Honors even at the Gtech Community.

Leeds 1-4 Tottenham: player ratings to the theme of TV series endings

A theme about endings to end the season.

Leeds vs. Tottenham Hotspur: Community Player Ratings

It’s finally over! The season!

Tottenham 1-3 Brentford: player ratings to the theme of cover songs better than the original

Distraction!

Tottenham Hotspur vs. Brentford: Community Player Ratings

Rate the Spurs players here.

Aston Villa 2-1 Tottenham: Player ratings to the theme of limited edition fast food items

McRibs suck, fight me.

Aston Villa 2-1 Tottenham Hotspur: Community Player Ratings

Rate the Spurs players here.

Tottenham 1-0 Crystal Palace: Player ratings to the theme of Kings (disambiguated)

God save the King (disambiguated)!

Tottenham Hotspur 1-0 Crystal Palace: Community Player Ratings

Charles got a crown, but Spurs got three points and a clean sheet

Liverpool 4-3 Tottenham: Player ratings to the theme of weird sports for when the footy’s not on

Tired of the football? Try these instead!

Liverpool 4-3 Tottenham Hotspur: Community Player Ratings

What a game!

Tottenham 2-2 United: player ratings to the theme of native Australian fruits, ranked by how silly they sound

Australia is clearly a very silly place.

Tottenham 2-2 Manchester United: Community Player Ratings

A much improved, though still imperfect, performance.

Newcastle 6-1 Tottenham: Player ratings to the theme of social media platforms

The player ratings theme we deserve.

Newcastle vs. Tottenham: Community Player Ratings

I have no words

Tottenham 2-3 Bournemouth: Community Player Ratings

Spurs flame out against another team near the bottom of the table.

Tottenham 2-1 Brighton: Player ratings to the theme of names in the most recent England U18 squad

A win’s a win.

Tottenham 2-1 Brighton: Community Player Ratings

Wow, that was sure something!

Everton 1-1 Tottenham: player ratings to the theme of Jokers sorted by height

I am turning into the Joker.