Community Player Ratings

Southampton 3-3 Tottenham: Community Player Ratings

Spurs fell Forest like a logging company.

Tottenham 3-1 Nottingham Forest: player ratings to the theme of cheap American beer

Let’s "celebrate" the best of the worst beers.

Tottenham 3-1 Nottingham Forest: Community Player Ratings

Spurs fell Forest like a logging company.

Wolves 1-0 Tottenham: Player ratings to the theme of whale behaviors

Whale, here we go again.

Wolves 1-0 Tottenham Hotspur: Community Player Ratings

*fart noise*

Tottenham 2-0 Chelsea: player ratings to the theme of names in this unlicensed airplane football game

Tottenham Hotspur 2-0 Chelsea: Community Player Ratings

WINNER WINNER FOURTEEN POINTS ABOVE CHELSEA DINNER

Tottenham 2-0 West Ham: player ratings to the theme of medieval helmets

Tottenham Hotspur vs. West Ham: Community Player Ratings

A win in West Ham’s cup final!

Leicester 4-1 Tottenham: player ratings to the theme of things that are bad for you

Not doing it. Nuh uh. No way.

Leicester City vs. Tottenham Hotspur: Community Player Ratings

Log off. It’s okay.

Tottenham 1-0 Manchester City: player ratings to the theme of superb owls

Whoooooooo are ya

Tottenham Hotspur vs Manchester City: Community Player Ratings

BIG GAME HARRY KANE

Fulham 0-1 Tottenham: player ratings sans theme

We’re all busy so let’s make this quick

Fulham vs. Tottenham Hotspur: Community Player Ratings

A solid three points, but a weird and depressingly familiar performance.

Manchester City 4-2 Tottenham Hotspur: Community Player Ratings

Sigh

Arsenal 0-2 Tottenham: Player ratings to the theme of derbies

That blew.

Tottenham Hotspur 0-2 Arsenal: North London Derby Community Player Ratings

Gross.

Crystal Palace 0-4 Tottenham: Player Ratings to the theme of modern whodunnit movies

Let’s get mysterious.

Crystal Palace 0-4 Tottenham Hotspur: Community Player Ratings

Finally! A good match!

Tottenham 0-2 Aston Villa: player ratings to the theme of 2023 Spurs New Years resolutions

A wish-list of Tottenham priorities for 2023.

Tottenham vs. Aston Villa: Community Player Ratings

These aren’t gonna be pretty!

Brentford 2-2 Tottenham: Player ratings to the theme of quotes from A Charlie Brown Christmas

A Christmas theme for a Christmas match.

Brentford 2-2 Tottenham: Community Player Ratings

World Cup hangover, or good comeback draw?

Tottenham 4-3 Leeds: Player ratings to the theme of Spurs stadium scran

Let’s rate food at a stadium that nobody will be going to until December!

Tottenham 4-3 Leeds: Community Player Ratings

I NEED A BREAK FROM TOTTENHAM HOTSPUR

Tottenham 1-2 Liverpool: player ratings to the theme of revamped XFL team logos

We have XFL takes.

Tottenham vs. Liverpool: Community Player Ratings

A loss. But a pretty good overall performance?

Bournemouth 2-3 Tottenham: Player ratings to the theme of Halloween candy according to my kids

Let’s revisit a classic theme.

Bournemouth 2-3 Tottenham: Community Player Ratings

WINNER WINNER MOST DANGEROUS LEAD IN FOOTBALL DINNER

Tottenham 1-2 Newcastle: player ratings to the theme of vacations

Hands up if you need a vacation from Tottenham Hotspur.

Tottenham 1-2 Newcastle: Community Player Ratings

A second straight frustrating loss.