Community Player Ratings
Fulham 3-0 Tottenham: Community Player Ratings
Hahahahahaha. This sucks, man.
Aston Villa 0-4 Tottenham: Player ratings to the theme of Lay’s potato chip flavors
It me, alienating the Brits again.
Aston Villa 0-4 Tottenham: Community Player Ratings
Four goals, clean sheet, can’t lose
Tottenham vs. Crystal Palace: Community Player Ratings
Big win! Big three points! COYS!
Tottenham 1-2 Wolves: Player ratings to the theme of dad jokes
OH BABY I WAS BORN FOR THIS THEME
Tottenham 3-2 Brentford: Player ratings to the theme of Vanarama National League club crests
We’re moving down the pyramid with today’s ratings.
Tottenham 3-2 Brentford: Community Player Ratings
Wild match, three points!
Manchester United 2-2 Tottenham: Community Player Ratings
...Yeah, you’ll take that I guess.
Tottenham 3-1 Bournemouth: a themeless player ratings for busy people
Who’s got the time for this?
Tottenham 3-1 Bournemouth: Community Player Ratings
A scrappy, ugly, gritty win to close out 2023.
Brighton 4-2 Tottenham: Player ratings to the theme of worst ever Tottenham kits
Bad match, bad kits, bad bad bad.
Tottenham Hotspur 2-1 Everton: Player ratings to the theme of Days of Christmas
On the first day of Christmas, Googly Elmo gave to me...
Tottenham 2-0 Nottingham Forest: player ratings to the theme of spon-con on Beth England’s Instagram
TINGLY TED’S AND HEINZ BEANZ
Nottingham Forest vs. Tottenham Hotspur: Community Player Ratings
This could be an interesting one to rate!
Tottenham 1-2 West Ham: Player ratings to the theme of Pantone Spring 2024 colors
A stupid loss means pretty colors.
Tottenham Hotspur 1-2 West Ham: Community Player Ratings
An unenjoyable lunch.
Tottenham 1-2 Aston Villa: Player ratings to the theme of beautiful banknotes
Money is pretty! (Usually)
Tottenham 1-2 Aston Villa: Community Player Ratings
Getting football’d sucks.