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Community Player Ratings

Tottenham 1-2 West Ham: Player ratings to the theme of Pantone Spring 2024 colors

A stupid loss means pretty colors.

Tottenham Hotspur 1-2 West Ham: Community Player Ratings

An unenjoyable lunch.

Manchester City 3-3 Tottenham Hotspur: Player ratings to the theme of root vegetables

I have TAKES.

Manchester City 3-3 Tottenham Hotspur: Community Player Ratings

LOL...LMAO

Tottenham 1-2 Aston Villa: Player ratings to the theme of beautiful banknotes

Money is pretty! (Usually)

Tottenham 1-2 Aston Villa: Community Player Ratings

Getting football’d sucks.

Wolves 2-1 Tottenham: Player ratings to the theme of TARDIS interiors

It’s bigger on the inside!

Wolves 2-1 Tottenham: Community Player Ratings

Inside you there are two Wolves. They both scored.

Tottenham 1-4 Chelsea: Player ratings to the theme of fictional chickens

Look at all those chickens!

Tottenham 1-4 Chelsea: Community Player Ratings

Whoof.

Crystal Palace 1-2 Tottenham: Player ratings to the theme of constellations

Keep... looking... up!

Palace 1-2 Tottenham: Community Player Ratings

FIVE POINTS CLEAR!

Tottenham 2-0 Fulham: Player ratings to the theme of characters in “The Bear”

Let’s see who has some Original Beef with these ratings.

Tottenham 2-0 Fulham: Community Player Ratings

Solid win, the vibes are still undefeated.

Luton 0-1 Tottenham Hotspur: Player ratings to the theme of classic memes

Luton 0-1 Tottenham: Community Player Ratings

Just like we all drew it up!

Tottenham 2-1 Liverpool: Player ratings to the theme of apple varietals

It’s apple-picking season!

Tottenham 2-1 Liverpool: Community Player Ratings

THE VIBES!

Tottenham vs. Arsenal: Player ratings to the theme of Spurs players as sword types

After a battle of a derby, let’s talk SWORDS.

Arsenal vs. Tottenham: NLD Community Player Ratings

An away point in the NLD? You’d take that, right.

Tottenham vs. Sheffield United: Player ratings to the theme of Australian things that can kill you

You think that koala is cute and cuddly, but it’s hiding a knife.

Tottenham 2-1 Sheffield United: Community Player Ratings

Wow. A lot to unpack here!

Burnley 2-5 Tottenham: Player ratings to the theme of Spurs transfer near-misses

A rating to what might have been.

Burnley 2-5 Tottenham: Community Player Ratings

God, was that fun!

Bournemouth 0-2 Tottenham: player ratings to the theme of Ange Postecoglou’s podcast playlist

Ange Postecoglou, Podcast Enjoyer™.

Bournemouth 0-2 Tottenham: Community Player Ratings

Tottenham take their rightful place at the top of the league (at least for now).

Tottenham 2-0 Manchester United: player ratings to the theme of insane footballer hair

Hair today, gone tomorrow

Tottenham 2-0 Manchester United: Community Player Ratings

Huge matches from Pape Sarr, Vicario, and Bissouma as Spurs beat United at home.

Brentford 2-2 Tottenham: Player ratings to the theme of Harry Kane goals

Time to say goodbye.

Brentford 2-2 Tottenham: Community Player Ratings

Honors even at the Gtech Community.

Leeds 1-4 Tottenham: player ratings to the theme of TV series endings

A theme about endings to end the season.

Leeds vs. Tottenham Hotspur: Community Player Ratings

It’s finally over! The season!