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Norwich vs. Tottenham Hotspur: Community Player Ratings

THE CHAAAAAAAAMPIOOOOOOOOOOOOONS

Tottenham 1-0 Burnley: player ratings to the theme of Premier League mascots

That’s people in suits, not adorable children holding hands with players.

Tottenham vs. Burnley: Community Player Ratings

Whoof that was scary.

Tottenham 3-0 Arsenal: player ratings to the theme of screw it everyone gets 5 stars

We’re celebrating.

Tottenham vs. Arsenal: NLD Community Player Ratings

WINNER WINNER CELEBRATORY PLAYER RATINGS DINNER

Liverpool 1-1 Tottenham: Player ratings to the theme of football scran

Fans gotta eat.

Liverpool 1-1 Tottenham: Community Player Ratings

A really good performance, but an unlucky draw.

Tottenham Hotspur 3-1 Leicester City: player ratings to the theme of non-dairy milks

Tottenham 3-1 Leicester: Community Player Ratings

Shots! Goals! A win!

Brentford 0-0 Tottenham Hotspur: Community Player Ratings

A frustrating, and ultimately bad, London Derby result.

Tottenham 0-1 Brighton: Player ratings to the theme of homemade cookies

Ready, set, argue!

Tottenham Hotspur 0-1 Brighton: Community Player Ratings

Football: sometimes it’s bad.

Aston Villa 0-4 Tottenham Hotspur: Player ratings to the theme of American national parks

All national parks are good. Some parks are more gooder than other parks.

Aston Villa 0-4 Tottenham: Community Player Ratings

Sometimes football is exceptionally good.

Tottenham 5-1 Newcastle: player ratings to the theme of new castles

It’s thematic!

Tottenham Hotspur vs. Newcastle: Community Player Ratings

Back in fourth! (Even if temporary)

Tottenham 3-1 West Ham: player ratings to the theme of photos of my cats in response to Kurt Zouma

Hey Kurt — we’re animal lovers here.

Tottenham Hotspur vs. West Ham: Community Player Ratings

Two wins in a row! Can we DO that?

Brighton & Hove Albion vs. Tottenham: Community Player Ratings

Manchester United 3-2 Tottenham: player ratings to the theme of Oreo cookie flavors

Who’s that kid with the Oreo cookie?

Manchester United vs. Tottenham: Community Player Ratings

Spurs got Ronaldo’d at Old Trafford.

Tottenham 5-0 Everton: player ratings to the theme of spiders

Wait, WHAT? Is this really a Dustin article?

Tottenham Hotspur vs. Everton: Community Player Ratings

I like it when the Tottenham Hotspur scores goals and wins football games.

Leeds 0-4 Tottenham: Player ratings to the theme of Wordle starting words

Nothing but green squares.

Leeds 0-4 Tottenham Hotspur: Community Player Ratings

Four goals, three points, and the best strike partnership in Premier League history.

Burnley 1-0 Tottenham: Player ratings to the theme of bread

Fine. FINE, you get your bread ratings.

Burnley 1-0 Tottenham Hotspur: Community Player Ratings

Hahahaha this sucks man

Manchester City 2-3 Tottenham: Player ratings to the theme of Tottenham wins over Man City

I know you all wanted bread. This is better.

Manchester City 2-3 Tottenham Hotspur: Community Player Ratings

I BET THE RATINGS WILL BE BETTER TODAY

Tottenham 0-2 Wolves: Player ratings to the theme of badly drawn Spurs caricatures

This feels appropriate.

Tottenham 0-2 Wolves: Community Player Ratings

Another disappointing home Premier League loss.

Tottenham 2-3 Southampton: Player ratings to the theme of AI-generated valentines

Happy Love Day!