It is what it says it is
Tottenham Hotspur’s answers to the THST, as written by ChatGPT
Can a computer write better answers to hard questions than the Spurs board?
Presenting Tottenham Hotspur players as AI-generated Pokemon
Happy international break!
Cartilage Free Captain Predicts the 2022-23 Premier League
We put our prognostication hats on!
Join Cartilage Free Captain’s 2022-23 Fantasy Premier League
Can Dustin remember he has a team after Week 8 this season? Let’s find out!
A message from THE Cartilage Free Captain
Y’all are just the best. Thank you.
Harry Kane is at the Masters because of course he is
This is completely and utterly anticipated behavior.
Introducing the Premier League All-Hyphen Team
We’re bored on a Thursday.
Tottenham is sick and there’s no football. Let’s have a quiz!
I’m bored and need hashtag content
Harry Kane’s future, as written by an AI
Who knows where Harry Kane’s future lies? Sudowrite does!
Spurs painted into a corner by new sponsor’s deleted tweets
The Twitter admin of Dulux Paints had some fun at Tottenham’s expense today. It didn’t go over well.
Cartilage Free Poetry Slam 15: Erik Lamela Bredlik
Bah gawd, has it been seven years?!
Join the 2020-21 Cartilage Free Captain fantasy Premier League team!
Can you beat me? (Answer: yes, obviously)
Son Heung-Min has a military buzz-cut and I’m crying now
That hair! That beautiful hair!
We trained a neural network on photos of Tottenham Hotspur players. Good luck sleeping tonight.
Computers are getting very good at generating human faces, if it has enough source material. We didn’t give it enough source material.
What’s your “Lifetime Best World XI” lineup?
Your standard best-of lineup... but with a twist!
The Tottenham Hotspur Quarantine House
Choose wisely! Death is not an option.
Carty Free Article Bracket: Say hello to the Elite Eight
Sadly, no nets to cut down for the winners
Carty Free Article Bracket: the Sweet Sixteen resolves today
We are down to 8 articles after today.
Carty Free Article Bracket: the march to the Elite Eight
Upsets in the bracket!
Carty Free Article Bracket — Redknapp Regional Round 2
We will be down to 16 after today.
Harry Winks is living his best socially distant pandemic life
Carty Free Article Bracket: Row Z Regional, Round 2
Another regional down to it’s final four!
Carty Free Article Bracket — Redknapp Regional top half
The first round ends... today!
Carty Free Article Bracket: Row Z Regional top half
Another 1 seed revealed as we return to the Row Z Regional
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Cartilage Free Captain Best Article Bracket 2020
There’s no NCAA basketball — or sports of any kind — but we have our own bracket for you.