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Carty Free Article Bracket — Redknapp Regional Round 2
We will be down to 16 after today.
Harry Winks is living his best socially distant pandemic life
Incredible te(a)kkers!
Carty Free Article Bracket: Row Z Regional, Round 2
Another regional down to it’s final four!
Carty Free Article Bracket — Redknapp Regional top half
The first round ends... today!
Carty Free Article Bracket: Row Z Regional top half
Another 1 seed revealed as we return to the Row Z Regional
This stream has:
Cartilage Free Captain Best Article Bracket 2020
There’s no NCAA basketball — or sports of any kind — but we have our own bracket for you.
Carty Free Article Bracket: Row Z Regional first round
We’re skipping around the bracket today, because why the heck not!
Carty Free Article Bracket — Tom Carroll Region tip-off!
Everybody ready? Let’s bracket!
Selection Sunday Special: Cartilage Free Captain Best Article Bracket
You wanted a bracket? You’ve got one.
Let’s simulate the rest of the Premier League season.
Look, it very possibly could get cancelled. Maybe we can at least get some closure?
State of the Blog amidst COVID-19
This is uncharted territory for all of us, so let’s chat.
The existential holiday of Eric Jeremy Edgar Dier
One man’s journey to find himself.
Daniel Levy’s Imaginary (Managerial) Shortlist: Ryan Mason
Could it be better? Yes. Could it be worse? Who knows.
Who would you put on your Tottenham Mount Rushmore?
It’s quiet today. Let’s talk faces carved in stone.
Join the Cartilage Free Captain fantasy Premier League team!
Reader,,,,,,,,your welcome.
Jack Roles Slack LOLs
This is Jack. He has roles. These are some of them from the Carty Free Slack room.
Tottenham Hotspur portraits, as drawn by a computer AI
What happens if you ask a computer to draw portraits of your favorite soccer players?
Harry Kane officially getting Hot Guy Summer underway
Swole Harry Kane is an essential part of this complete breakfast.
Finally, a Tottenham Hotspur Uno explainer!
For over a year, we’ve been wondering about Spurs’ house Uno rules. Now we have an answer!
Tottenham is planning a tifo for the Champions League, and we have some ideas
"To Dare is to Do" is a neat idea, but we think Spurs can do better than that.
Introducing the Recurrently Generated Tottenham Hotspur
We asked a computer to generate fictional footballer names based on everyone who has ever played for Spurs.
The next ten ailments that will sideline Eric Dier this season
Appendectomy, tonsillitis... what’s next?
The Tottenham Hotspur Out-Of-Position XI
What’s the best team Spurs could put together if nobody was playing their natural position?
Tottenham’s 2018-19 season makes absolutely no sense
Imagine time travel existed. How you would explain this season to August 2018 You?
Pick up six: Thicc Vin and other things we saw in this Spurs Uno video
Look close or you’ll miss an especially thicc cameo.
Tottenham Hotspur Clone League: half season update
With (most) of the database tweaks ironed out, let’s check in on how our league of Tottenham Clones is doing.