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Tottenham Hotspur Match Reports

All of the post-game reports on Spurs matches.

Preston 0-3 Tottenham: Son Heung-min delivers big in win

Tottenham moves into the last 16

Fulham 0-1 Tottenham Hotspur: Kane pulls level with Greaves and fires Spurs to away win

A win!

Manchester City 4-2 Tottenham: Spurs blow 2-0 halftime lead, everything sucks

We are all but motes of dust on a tiny speck of earth hurtling through the vast void of space.

Tottenham Hotspur 0 - 2 Arsenal: Gunners punish Spurs errors as Conte searches for answers

The panic button is now flashing as bright as ever.

Tottenham Hotspur 1-0 Portsmouth: Harry Kane decides dour affair

‘Arry Redknapp, eat your heart out!

Crystal Palace 0-4 Tottenham: Conte’s Spurs crush Palace in dominant away performance

Well, that puts the Antonio amongst the pigeons (or eagles, in this case).

Tottenham 0-2 Aston Villa: Spurs fall at home in another listless display

[fart noise]

Brentford 2-2 Tottenham: Points shared in topsy-turvy league tussle

Did you really miss this? Be honest.

Tottenham 1-1 OGC Nice: Doherty goal earns Spurs a friendly draw at the Lane

Sonny got minutes, nobody got hurt. Not bad!

Tottenham 4-0 Motherwell: Matt Doherty brace powers Spurs to friendly win at Hotspur Way

Dohberto Carlos at the double for Tottenham!

Tottenham Hotspur Women 0 - 1 Reading Women: Spurs stumble against a speedy Reading side

Thanks, I hate it

Tottenham4-3 Leeds United: Spurs highlight comeback before WC break

Never a doubt with this team

Nottingham Forest 2-0 Tottenham: Spurs bounced from EFL Cup by 10-man Forest

Hey, that was pretty bad!

Tottenham Hotspur 1 -2 Liverpool: Salah brace denies Spurs’ second half comeback effort

That’s a tough one to deal with.

Tottenham Hotspur Women 8 - 0 Brighton Women: ruthless Spurs blow out abysmal Brighton

Insert sickos meme here

Marseille 1-2 Tottenham: Hojbjerg sends Tottenham to Champions League win with last kick of the game

THE MIRACLE IN MARSEILLE!!

AFC Bournemouth 2 - 3 Tottenham Hotspur: Second half barrage gives Spurs a huge boost

Fantastic comeback on the south coast!

Tottenham 1-1 Sporting: Controversial VAR call cancels out last-gasp Kane winner

VAR is very, very bad.

Tottenham Hotspur Women 0 – 3 Manchester City: Injury-ridden Spurs fold at home

If you like horror films, might I recommend watching this game?

Tottenham 1-2 Newcastle: Individual errors cost Spurs again

I guess the weather is a metaphor for Spurs’ performance, or something.

Manchester United 2-0 Tottenham: Spurs crumble under Old Trafford pressure

Every time Spurs look to make the jump, they fall right back down to Earth

Tottenham 2-0 Everton: Spurs sail through routine win over toothless Toffees

It’s one of those pretty forgettable matches, innit

Tottenham 3-2 Frankfurt: Spurs survive late scare in strong attacking performance

Hey, Son & Kane are good again!

Brighton 0-1 Tottenham: Spurs prevail in hard-fought away contest

Three five two! Three five two! THREE! FIVE! TWO!

Eintracht Frankfurt 0-0 Tottenham: Spurs eke frustrating Champions League away point in Germany

At least we didn’t lose?

Tottenham Hotspur Women 2 – Reading Women 1: Spurs rebound in the Conti Cup

That’s more like it.

Arsenal 3- 1 Tottenham: Drought at The Emirates continues

Two second half goals and a red card hurt Spurs

Arsenal Women 4 – 0 Spurs Women: Brutal Defeat at the Emirates

Ouch.

Tottenham Hotspur Women 2 – 1 Leicester City: Spurs hold on for nervy win in season opener

Drew Spence giveth, Drew Spence taketh away

Tottenham 6-2 Leicester: Superb Son hat-trick heroics flatten Foxes

Sonny takes Dr Tottenham out back and gives him a good kicking.

Sporting 2-0 Tottenham: Spurs slump to first loss of the season

The return of Mini Messi!

Tottenham 2-0 Marseille: Richarlison brace powers Spurs to Champions League home win

PRU PRU PRU PRU PRU