Tottenham Hotspur Match Reports
All of the post-game reports on Spurs matches.
Tottenham moves into the last 16
We are all but motes of dust on a tiny speck of earth hurtling through the vast void of space.
The panic button is now flashing as bright as ever.
‘Arry Redknapp, eat your heart out!
Well, that puts the Antonio amongst the pigeons (or eagles, in this case).
Did you really miss this? Be honest.
Sonny got minutes, nobody got hurt. Not bad!
Dohberto Carlos at the double for Tottenham!
Never a doubt with this team
Hey, that was pretty bad!
That’s a tough one to deal with.
Insert sickos meme here
Fantastic comeback on the south coast!
VAR is very, very bad.
If you like horror films, might I recommend watching this game?
I guess the weather is a metaphor for Spurs’ performance, or something.
Every time Spurs look to make the jump, they fall right back down to Earth
It’s one of those pretty forgettable matches, innit
Hey, Son & Kane are good again!
Three five two! Three five two! THREE! FIVE! TWO!
At least we didn’t lose?
That’s more like it.
Two second half goals and a red card hurt Spurs
Drew Spence giveth, Drew Spence taketh away
Sonny takes Dr Tottenham out back and gives him a good kicking.
The return of Mini Messi!