Tottenham Hotspur Player Ratings
Why yes, we are EXACTLY this juvenile.
Y’all knew this was coming.
I feel bad for Tottenham. But this is tremendous content.
Thinking outside the box!
Tottenham 1-3 Manchester United: player ratings to the theme of Sesame Street sketches that wouldn’t air today
We’re taking a trip in the way-back machine.
Spurs suck again, so we’re discussing cookies.
Get in losers, we’re dippin’ nuggets.
Don’t make me write this.
Why haven’t we done this before?
A throwaway theme for a throwaway match.
Art imitates life imitates art.
Be good to yourselves.
Because who wants to write about and relive THAT?
Because we all need a drink right now.
Fun with Flags is back!
CONTENT WARNING: skip this if you’re squeamish about computer generated body horror.
Let’s take a quick look back and then never talk about 2020 ever again.
What a crappy game.
Forget about that match and let’s talk about color.
Look, sometimes you just get busy, you know?
Candy ratings! Let’s argue!
Graphic design is my passion.
Tottenham 2-0 Man City: Player ratings to the theme of ways to spend Thanksgiving during a global pandemic
Hint: there is only one acceptable answer.
We are not judging your country. We are, however, judging your country’s flag.
Let’s talk about holiday food!