Tottenham Hotspur Player Ratings
Tottenham 1-2 Aston Villa: Player ratings to the theme of beautiful banknotes
Money is pretty! (Usually)
Tottenham 1-2 Aston Villa: Community Player Ratings
Getting football’d sucks.
Wolves 2-1 Tottenham: Player ratings to the theme of TARDIS interiors
It’s bigger on the inside!
Wolves 2-1 Tottenham: Community Player Ratings
Inside you there are two Wolves. They both scored.
Tottenham 1-4 Chelsea: Player ratings to the theme of fictional chickens
Look at all those chickens!
Crystal Palace 1-2 Tottenham: Player ratings to the theme of constellations
Keep... looking... up!
Palace 1-2 Tottenham: Community Player Ratings
FIVE POINTS CLEAR!
Tottenham 2-0 Fulham: Player ratings to the theme of characters in “The Bear”
Let’s see who has some Original Beef with these ratings.
Tottenham 2-0 Fulham: Community Player Ratings
Solid win, the vibes are still undefeated.
Luton 0-1 Tottenham: Community Player Ratings
Just like we all drew it up!
Tottenham 2-1 Liverpool: Player ratings to the theme of apple varietals
It’s apple-picking season!
Tottenham vs. Arsenal: Player ratings to the theme of Spurs players as sword types
After a battle of a derby, let’s talk SWORDS.
Arsenal vs. Tottenham: NLD Community Player Ratings
An away point in the NLD? You’d take that, right.
Tottenham vs. Sheffield United: Player ratings to the theme of Australian things that can kill you
You think that koala is cute and cuddly, but it’s hiding a knife.
Tottenham 2-1 Sheffield United: Community Player Ratings
Wow. A lot to unpack here!
Burnley 2-5 Tottenham: Player ratings to the theme of Spurs transfer near-misses
A rating to what might have been.
Bournemouth 0-2 Tottenham: player ratings to the theme of Ange Postecoglou’s podcast playlist
Ange Postecoglou, Podcast Enjoyer™.
Tottenham 2-0 Manchester United: player ratings to the theme of insane footballer hair
Hair today, gone tomorrow
Brentford 2-2 Tottenham: Player ratings to the theme of Harry Kane goals
Time to say goodbye.
Leeds 1-4 Tottenham: player ratings to the theme of TV series endings
A theme about endings to end the season.
Aston Villa 2-1 Tottenham: Player ratings to the theme of limited edition fast food items
McRibs suck, fight me.
Tottenham 1-0 Crystal Palace: Player ratings to the theme of Kings (disambiguated)
God save the King (disambiguated)!
Liverpool 4-3 Tottenham: Player ratings to the theme of weird sports for when the footy’s not on
Tired of the football? Try these instead!
Tottenham 2-2 United: player ratings to the theme of native Australian fruits, ranked by how silly they sound
Australia is clearly a very silly place.
Newcastle 6-1 Tottenham: Player ratings to the theme of social media platforms
The player ratings theme we deserve.
Everton 1-1 Tottenham: player ratings to the theme of Jokers sorted by height
I am turning into the Joker.