Tottenham Hotspur Player Ratings
Chelesa 2-0 Tottenham: player ratings to the theme of Michigan Department of Transportation snowplow names
Snow way am I dwelling on this match.
Do you believe in them? YES!
A quick and easy theme for a busy blogger
Carty Free readers have spoken on Spurs’ player ratings against Liverpool.
Everyone was good! Everyone was fried potatoes!
Time is short and needs must.
Spoiler: it isn’t Nightmare on Elm Street.
Newcastle 2-3 Tottenham: Player ratings to the theme of organizations that support oppressed people in Saudi Arabia
Spurs got three points, played well, and saved a life. That’s a good day.
Hair today, gone tomorrow.
Why yes, we are EXACTLY this juvenile.
Y’all knew this was coming.
I feel bad for Tottenham. But this is tremendous content.
Thinking outside the box!
Tottenham 1-3 Manchester United: player ratings to the theme of Sesame Street sketches that wouldn’t air today
We’re taking a trip in the way-back machine.
Spurs suck again, so we’re discussing cookies.
Get in losers, we’re dippin’ nuggets.
Don’t make me write this.
Why haven’t we done this before?
A throwaway theme for a throwaway match.
Art imitates life imitates art.
There have been a few, some good and some bad.
Be good to yourselves.
Because who wants to write about and relive THAT?