Tottenham Hotspur Player Ratings
Money is pretty! (Usually)
Getting football’d sucks.
It’s bigger on the inside!
Look at all those chickens!
Keep... looking... up!
Let’s see who has some Original Beef with these ratings.
It’s apple-picking season!
An away point in the NLD? You’d take that, right.
You think that koala is cute and cuddly, but it’s hiding a knife.
Wow. A lot to unpack here!
A rating to what might have been.
Ange Postecoglou, Podcast Enjoyer™.
Hair today, gone tomorrow
Time to say goodbye.
A theme about endings to end the season.
God save the King (disambiguated)!
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Tottenham 2-2 United: player ratings to the theme of native Australian fruits, ranked by how silly they sound
Australia is clearly a very silly place.
The player ratings theme we deserve.