Tottenham Hotspur Player Ratings
Fulham 0-1 Tottenham: player ratings sans theme
We’re all busy so let’s make this quick
Crystal Palace 0-4 Tottenham: Player Ratings to the theme of modern whodunnit movies
Let’s get mysterious.
Tottenham 0-2 Aston Villa: player ratings to the theme of 2023 Spurs New Years resolutions
A wish-list of Tottenham priorities for 2023.
Brentford 2-2 Tottenham: Player ratings to the theme of quotes from A Charlie Brown Christmas
A Christmas theme for a Christmas match.
Tottenham 4-3 Leeds: Player ratings to the theme of Spurs stadium scran
Let’s rate food at a stadium that nobody will be going to until December!
Bournemouth 2-3 Tottenham: Player ratings to the theme of Halloween candy according to my kids
Let’s revisit a classic theme.
Tottenham 1-2 Newcastle: player ratings to the theme of vacations
Hands up if you need a vacation from Tottenham Hotspur.
Man United 2-0 Tottenham: player ratings to the theme of islands
Yeah you can already see where I’m going with this
Tottenham 2-0 Everton: player ratings sans theme
Look man, I’m on vacation.
Brighton 0-1 Tottenham: Player ratings to the theme of Spurs players you’d like to have a beer with
A solid, if not spectacular, away win.
Arsenal 3-1 Tottenham: Player ratings to the theme of Spurs players as vegetables
A silly theme for a stupid match.
Tottenham 6-2 Leicester: Player ratings to the theme of Antonio Conte disguises
Going incognito to see the Queen
Tottenham 2-1 Fulham: player ratings to the theme of James Webb Space Telescope images
Space is awesome and good. So were Tottenham Hotspur.
West Ham 1-1 Tottenham: Player ratings to the theme of Spurs summer deadline day signings
Let’s remember some guys!
Tottenham 1-0 Wolves: Player ratings to the theme of jam flavors
Get your peanut butter sandwiches ready.
Tottenham 4-1 Southampton: Player ratings to the theme of better board games for Dier and Doherty
They can do so much better than trading sheep for wheat!
Norwich 0-5 Tottenham: Player ratings to the theme of Top Gun pilots
ANTONIO! TAKE ME TO BED OR LOSE ME FOREVER!
Tottenham 1-0 Burnley: player ratings to the theme of Premier League mascots
That’s people in suits, not adorable children holding hands with players.
Tottenham 0-1 Brighton: Player ratings to the theme of homemade cookies
Ready, set, argue!
Aston Villa 0-4 Tottenham Hotspur: Player ratings to the theme of American national parks
All national parks are good. Some parks are more gooder than other parks.
Tottenham 3-1 West Ham: player ratings to the theme of photos of my cats in response to Kurt Zouma
Hey Kurt — we’re animal lovers here.
Manchester United 3-2 Tottenham: player ratings to the theme of Oreo cookie flavors
Who’s that kid with the Oreo cookie?
Tottenham 5-0 Everton: player ratings to the theme of spiders
Wait, WHAT? Is this really a Dustin article?
Leeds 0-4 Tottenham: Player ratings to the theme of Wordle starting words
Nothing but green squares.