Tottenham Hotspur Player Ratings
Tottenham vs. Arsenal: Player ratings to the theme of Spurs players as sword types
After a battle of a derby, let’s talk SWORDS.
Arsenal vs. Tottenham: NLD Community Player Ratings
An away point in the NLD? You’d take that, right.
Tottenham vs. Sheffield United: Player ratings to the theme of Australian things that can kill you
You think that koala is cute and cuddly, but it’s hiding a knife.
Tottenham 2-1 Sheffield United: Community Player Ratings
Wow. A lot to unpack here!
Burnley 2-5 Tottenham: Player ratings to the theme of Spurs transfer near-misses
A rating to what might have been.
Bournemouth 0-2 Tottenham: player ratings to the theme of Ange Postecoglou’s podcast playlist
Ange Postecoglou, Podcast Enjoyer™.
Tottenham 2-0 Manchester United: player ratings to the theme of insane footballer hair
Hair today, gone tomorrow
Brentford 2-2 Tottenham: Player ratings to the theme of Harry Kane goals
Time to say goodbye.
Leeds 1-4 Tottenham: player ratings to the theme of TV series endings
A theme about endings to end the season.
Aston Villa 2-1 Tottenham: Player ratings to the theme of limited edition fast food items
McRibs suck, fight me.
Tottenham 1-0 Crystal Palace: Player ratings to the theme of Kings (disambiguated)
God save the King (disambiguated)!
Liverpool 4-3 Tottenham: Player ratings to the theme of weird sports for when the footy’s not on
Tired of the football? Try these instead!
Tottenham 2-2 United: player ratings to the theme of native Australian fruits, ranked by how silly they sound
Australia is clearly a very silly place.
Newcastle 6-1 Tottenham: Player ratings to the theme of social media platforms
The player ratings theme we deserve.
Everton 1-1 Tottenham: player ratings to the theme of Jokers sorted by height
I am turning into the Joker.
Tottenham 3-1 Nottingham Forest: player ratings to the theme of cheap American beer
Let’s "celebrate" the best of the worst beers.
Wolves 1-0 Tottenham: Player ratings to the theme of whale behaviors
Whale, here we go again.
Leicester 4-1 Tottenham: player ratings to the theme of things that are bad for you
Not doing it. Nuh uh. No way.
Fulham 0-1 Tottenham: player ratings sans theme
We’re all busy so let’s make this quick
Crystal Palace 0-4 Tottenham: Player Ratings to the theme of modern whodunnit movies
Let’s get mysterious.
Tottenham 0-2 Aston Villa: player ratings to the theme of 2023 Spurs New Years resolutions
A wish-list of Tottenham priorities for 2023.
Brentford 2-2 Tottenham: Player ratings to the theme of quotes from A Charlie Brown Christmas
A Christmas theme for a Christmas match.
Tottenham 4-3 Leeds: Player ratings to the theme of Spurs stadium scran
Let’s rate food at a stadium that nobody will be going to until December!
Bournemouth 2-3 Tottenham: Player ratings to the theme of Halloween candy according to my kids
Let’s revisit a classic theme.
Tottenham 1-2 Newcastle: player ratings to the theme of vacations
Hands up if you need a vacation from Tottenham Hotspur.