Tottenham Hotspur are in a race for a Champions League place. They are also in the League Cup final, while the Europa League is still very much in play. But getting the job done on all three fronts appears to be a bit too much to ask unless they get reinforcements. Well, reinforcement.
Spurs need one player to go from contenders to trophy toting champions of the world: LEFT SHARK.
Look at the confidence with which Left Shark carries himself. It's an assuredness Spurs need.
Look at the rhythm with which Left Shark moves with. It's a bounce Spurs need.
Look at the creativity with which Left Shark shakes. It's an inventiveness Spurs need.
Mauricio Pochettino wants his team to be aggressive and proactive. He wants them to move quickly and think quicker. He wants a team full of the brightest minds and the fittest athletes. He wants Left Shark.
There is so much on the line for Tottenham and not just any signing can put them over the top. They need the best of the best. They need a club changer. They need a one-of-a-kind talent.
Spurs need Left Shark.